So today your fat ass got all whiney because the waiter forgot to bring extra mayo with your fucking fries. Hannah is here to put shit in perspective.
Ron is stand up comedian. This means Ron makes himself vulnerable on stage by subjecting himself to the judgment of strangers for a reward, usually in the form of laughter, approval, and, sometimes, money. Parents, love your children.
Andres is one of a million immigrants who work shitty jobs that most Americans won’t. It’s cause of these guys we can eat out every day and get hot food delivered to our homes when we’re feeling lazy/stoned. Does anyone else find the concept of delivery fucking weird?